JIM HITS THE WALL

Jim got slammed against the side of his building so hard that he saw stars. Literally. He thought that seeing stars was only in cartoons, but there they were in real fucking life, several yellow five pointed stars swirling around his head with directional circular lines. Just like in a fucking cartoon he thought. At least there were no birds like in a cartoon. My goddam life has turned into a fucking looney tunes cartoon he thought. The guy who slammed Jim against the brick wall did it so suddenly, and with such force, with such unwarning, that there was not even a glimmer, til after he was in the ER, that Jim was made hidey-hair of why the goon slammed him upside in the first place. At the slam-moment, it just looked to Jim like some fucking juggernaut from hell decided to put a god-hurt on his ass, like some random bad-crazy karmic shitstorm that was lurking him like an irrational crime.